Tuesday, March 17, 2009


Anna says...
Amelia, it was a sticky nine inch dildo? Seriously? Gross!!! Oh wait, I mean...sexy...

Guy emailed my friend to ask her why I was no longer on Facebook. I emailed him back instantaneously...Why do I do this to myself? Why can't I get let go?

If I could write Guy a message right now, it would go a little something like:

Dearest F*ckFace,

Why are you such a tool? I hate you. I hate you for emailing and phoning! I hate you for still wanting to be friends with me!!! Why can't you give up like a normal person? Why can't you leave me alone!


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